We are gathered here to celebrate the birth of a child, and mourn the drowning of a dear friend. Both happened after a Fargo Cannonball at the party Friday night.
by Big F Nasty January 15, 2010
Noun. Celebratory act when one rips a j, holds it, shotguns a beer, then shoots a shot of tequila, then exhale.
by Roque S4 August 22, 2015
when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time
by RealWeeamoo December 15, 2015
by :::-) May 30, 2011
Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.
You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.
by roccoSD August 18, 2007
A sexual act in which a woman, during her period, inserts a ping pong ball into her vagina. She then, using muscle contractions, pops the ball out, hopefully causing it to fly some distance.
"Dude, my grandma can rusty cannonball farther than you can throw a football"
"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"
"You'll never believe it, but my girlfriend almost took my eye out with a rusty cannonball last night"
by Kirkus Jones February 12, 2007
When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.
by SaloGraf August 16, 2016