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candy lady

the little old lady that lives in your hood and sells candy to all the kids in the hood and in many cases has been known to sell drugs to the adults in the hood.
KID:mom can i have a dollar for the candy lady?

MOM:ill go with you baby moma wants some candy too!
candy lady by petrabbit March 15, 2009

Candyland 

A slavery plantation owned by a very racist Leonardo DiCaprio, as seen in the movie "Django Unchained".
"I just got me a fine black woman from Candyland."
Candyland by Expert-TechShirt January 8, 2013

Candyland 

A geographical area of near-complete safety; and sometimes, as a result, very little "real" adventure- much like the gameplay in the classic board-game Candyland.

This term originated from Ultima Online, a massively-multiplayer online role playing game (MMORPG, like World of Warcraft, etc), the term "Candyland" was given to a region "Trammel" where the player could not be killed by another player. Typically it was intended in a derogatory manner by aggressive players ("Player Killers" aka PK's) but could also be used in a neutral or positive tone.
I moved to a new neighborhood and now it's like I'm living in Candyland.
Candyland by rhadiem November 20, 2009

candylaine 

a work of art. a masterpiece; a beauty descended from heaven
Candylaine is indeed the definition of beauty. Her beauty and kindness is a balm to all who encounter it.
candylaine by sxffcr June 9, 2021

Queen of Candyland

The magic feel good fairy that lives under your desk and appears randomly and has a great fondness of lollipops. ;) And being the Queen, she has a particularly good technique.
"Oh my god, today was such a great day at work because the Queen of Candyland paid me a visit that I won't forget."
Queen of Candyland by Lpqoc October 3, 2008

going to candyland 

Candyland is the visit to the vagina. You play with it and stroke it until you make it cum. This game is mostly popular with lesbians.
Wheres Sierra! She must be going to candyland with her best friend.
going to candyland by TacoMann December 24, 2008