Officer Candidates School 

The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.

I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!

Officer Candidates School by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

The Best Candidates

the best candidates for president and vice president gotta be Darrin Sanders and Alex Peguero.🤷🏻 ♀️

Sherman: “Make sure you vote for the best candidates”
lancers: “oh you mean Darrin and Alex?”
Sherman: “same thing”

The Best Candidates by munchoflincoln September 15, 2022

we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time

The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well

*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2022

Tea Party Candidate 

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

Tea Party Candidate by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010

the Crime Candidate 

An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.

Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.

the Crime Candidate by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023

Losing Candidate Denial 

The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.

Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.

Losing Candidate Denial by renoryn January 6, 2009

Cracker Candidate

Someone who can eat crackers in your bed anytime.

Mariska Hargitay has always been a cracker candidate.

Cracker Candidate by Gneissguy July 11, 2009