Spanish term describing the goatee/moustache beard sometimes referred to as a 'padlock beard'. Trademark of pedophiles, elite criminals and desparate-to-be-different law students. This beard will send all but the most alternative girl running for the hills.
Bill: Hey Georgie do you like my candado?
Georgie: No
by Shequeena April 6, 2011
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When a man has anal sex with himself he forms a Candado Chino, in spanish a chinese lock.

Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.

- Mate that dude did the Candado Chino.

- What? You mean he fucked his own arse? Gnarly...
by Mack P Silk September 17, 2007
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spanish for lock . Wich consists on folding your penis all the way back and insert it in your anus. As a lock would do .
Juan se hace el candado todos los dias
by cocu sc January 11, 2009
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