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almost, but not quite. Wishful thinking,
hoping, dreaming (not wet ones, either). On the opposite side... dis'n someone else's meager attributes, brains, boobs, penis size....
Geez! Those pants are so tight on her she canarley squeeze her butt into them, and almost look humanoid.

OR

"Are you in yet? I canarley feel your meager equipment in my gym!
by SmokeyJoe January 03, 2005

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