Canadian Wax Job 

Peeling a piece of duct tape off your skin, thereby removing any hair that was underneath the duct tape. Usually painful.

Jane: *shrieks in pain and agony*
Dick: What the hell was that?
Jane: Oh, just gave myself a Canadian Wax Job.

Canadian Wax Job by queenlofod September 7, 2009

Canadian Can Job 

The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.

My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!

Canadian Can Job by Sportstop October 31, 2008

canadian snow job 

The act of giving a blow job while having a mouthful of mash potato's. May also be a cure for a headache. More research is needed.

She lost her headache while giving a Canadian Snow Job.

canadian snow job by Darwin Ism November 30, 2016

Canadian Blow Job 

When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.

Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!

Canadian Blow Job by Barney F. January 18, 2010

Canadian nose job 

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

Canadian nose job by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

Canadian nose job 

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

Canadian nose job by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020

Canadian Paw Job 

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.

Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.

Canadian Paw Job by Plierr April 29, 2024