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7.
Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.
"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."
by TitoPuente September 13, 2005
 
1.
Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.
At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.
by mts311311 April 13, 2009
 
2.
Ham
This Canadian bacon taste like ham!

Wait a minute.....{Bites into some ham}

HOLY SHIT!!!
ABSOLUTELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FLAVOR!!!!
by JakeSAUCE December 12, 2008
 
3.
Funny as hell movie, but really stupid, involes America going to a Cold War with Canada to get presidential ratings.
" Imagine your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Maynonase on everything. Winter, 11 months of the year. Ann Murray... All day.... Every day"
by Kestrel April 25, 2005
 
4.
Sex with a Canadian girl.
You get that canadian bacon?
Yeah boy, we did it last night
by J. Polinsky October 17, 2010
 
5.
Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.
Click here for tripple x canadian bacon.
by justin March 27, 2005
 
6.
Hard as a Motherfucker

aka H.A.M.
Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.
by Soo Doh Nim May 16, 2011