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can u dont 

A way of saying "can u not" but not in a mainstream conformist way.
(gets slaped)

can u dont u lil shit??
can u dont by BEN THE BEAR 07 December 5, 2018

Can you dont?

Someone: CaN yOu DoNt???
Me: no I can't dont

I dont know, can you? 

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

Can Don't 

Opposite of "Can Do" people. All of those most annoying people you work with who portray themselves as MVP's of the company when in fact the don't actually make anything happen. They just say they do. Oddly this affects most people in Marketing and Sales.
"Oh man. Gary keeps pubulishing to-do lists for everyone else in the office instead of actually doing anything constructive."

"I know. The dude's a real "Can Don't".
Can Don't by Gmaxx January 28, 2013

can you don't 

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.
Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.
can you don't by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. 

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.
I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def