"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.
"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."
"Oh, and he bites."
"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."
"Oh, and he bites."
by scodder June 12, 2010