Can't see shit captain 

I absolutely cannot see.

*lightswitch is off*
..."Can't see shit captain."

"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."

Can't see shit captain by lowrah February 17, 2009

I can't see shit 

A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.

Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.

I can't see shit by StraightFMan September 6, 2004

I can't see shit 

An exclamation often said by pilots when flying in heavy rain, fog or cloud. Usually to their co-pilot, but not to air traffic controll on the radio. Usually said when the other pilot claims to know where the landing runway is, while the exclaimant has no idea. Is an indicator that the person saying the phrase is both lost, and can't see anything comprehensable out the window

Copilot: Runway is off to the right sir
Pilot: Where? I can't see shit!

I can't see shit by Trent S Hopkinson April 24, 2006

I can't see shit 

Ray Charles can't see shit when he plays the piano.

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!

everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!

everyone: XD!

I can't see shit by Alvaro Ledgard July 7, 2008