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Los Campesinos 

Fantastic "anti-indie" septet hailing from Cardiff, Wales. Their music is a torrential downpour of noise that coagulates into amazing, dance-ish, vibrant sounds. Hailed by critics as an indie band who have a very bright future. They are part of the indie scene, but their lyrics basically attack scenesters, like in 'You! Me! Dancing!': "Oh yeah it's sad that you think that we're all just scenesters, but even if we were it's not the scene you're thinking of...". Not nearly as well-known as they should be. They are signed to the Arts & Craft label, and for their first EP were signed with Wichita. Their new album is forthcoming, their current single is "International Tweexcore Underground" where they make fun of people who followed the twee pop movement.
There's red stains all over the place, but they're not blood they're cherryade. We throw parties, you throw knives, but it's all the same as long as the fizzy drinks are nice!

I never cared about Henry Rollins! Amelia Fletcher never meant anything to me!

"I, like Los Campesinos, throw parties not knives."
Los Campesinos by Laurence!! October 29, 2007

compressed sugar 

No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.
Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?
compressed sugar by Dige46 June 14, 2018

Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .
Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg
Compression Shorts by Nonometo March 10, 2019

Mr Compress 

The guy who would make you loose your marbles.
Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket

anal compression 

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.
After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.
anal compression by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.
"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."
compression session by andrew June 18, 2004