when a woman wears red lipstick when planning on drinking red wine so as to hide the fact that she's a lush with wine stained lips
by winochic January 15, 2014
When a yogi uses a yoga mat that blends in with the clothes they're wearing, creating an optical illusion which causes them to disappear in the flow. Specifically referring to matching designs printed by Metta Mats.
She had on leggings that matched her Metta Mat like some sort of yogi camouflage and mid-way through class all I saw was a moving piece of art!
by Dat Dude Jonny September 6, 2022
Yeah, he goes out all the time and he’s always asking different around other people, it must be a way of social camouflage.
by Sebihran May 25, 2021
A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.
We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.
Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."
Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."
by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010
Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.
by ColdsmokeMT July 30, 2015
When a man reaches orgasm and finishes all over his partner. (Canoga Park being the porn capitol of the U.S)
"Man, Heather was wearing some awesome Canoga Park Camouflage after I was done with her last night."
by Mike Lima February 17, 2015
"Not again... Where did the hi-tech camouflage tank go?"
by ULTRACOMFY January 5, 2021