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1. a small, hairless, beastly creature reminiscent of a cave troll.

2. A tiny cave dwelling creature that subsists on feces and cheap beer. The camenisch has been known to be very flatulent. The stench of a camenisch has been known to make maggots regurgitate. Always use caution when in the proximity of a camenisch. Studies have shown that people spending too much time near a camenisch usually end up vomiting and/or committing suicide.
3. A feeble minded and utterly annoying person.
I just saw a camenisch. Well, actually I smelled him before I saw him. Then I threw up.
by CatScratchFever October 15, 2012

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