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An optical illusion caused by a woman's apparel that creates the appearance of a camel toe. Typically seen in women's spandex workout pants where the stitching runs down her crotch creating the false appearance of a camel toe.
Dude, I was checking out this chick in yoga pants and as I got closer, I realized it was total camel faux. Bummer… Thought I spotted a camel toe in the wild.
by the coMANd'r September 26, 2013

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