calve cone

someone who breaks your calves

Ow, that guy is a calve cone!

by dictonaryboy June 6, 2023

Thunder Calves

Very muscualr calves on a man or woman, usually unproportional with the rest of the body.

Wow! Look at his thunder calves! He must work them out 24/7!

by Setter02 June 9, 2011

Cowing and Calving

Having sex with the mother and the daughter.

He was Cowing and Calving Jen and her mother.

by Swill September 20, 2005

H-calves

a very cute&attractive male, with a gorgeous smile and eyes to match. usually tall, and smart, and plays basketball. cept he has an ego the size of Mt. Rushmore.

Me: Wow, look at H-calves isnt he dreamy?
Girl: Yeah, except for his big head.

by x3kadnam December 9, 2009

Big calves

When someone is so smart, that they show possible symptoms of Autism. They must have extra brains in their calves.

You know the birth dates of every Avenger? You must have big calves.

by theDudeYouNevaKnow August 11, 2022

rat calve

Those calves that a hiker has, like it looks like they shoved golf balls in their calves.

Boy, that hiker has huge rat calves.

by Random Hiker March 18, 2014

Pedophile Calves

One who's calves are so muscular and sexy they evoke fear into the hearts of the innocent.

Jack has Pedophile Calves and makes kendall quiver in fear.

by derpdiddyderp69 June 24, 2010