H-calves Share definition Flag a very cute&attractive male, with a gorgeous smile and eyes to match. usually tall, and smart, and plays basketball. cept he has an ego the size of Mt. Rushmore. Me: Wow, look at H-calves isnt he dreamy? Girl: Yeah, except for his big head. H-calves by x3kadnam December 9, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the H-calves mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch