Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.

Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc

Clumpany by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013

Queef clumpage

Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.

My doctor helped me clean out my Queef Clumpage

Queef clumpage by Scientist546768585jf August 16, 2011

Clumpage 

An unsightly concentration of people in one location that leads to visual confusion or consternation, from the original "clump" signifying things sticking together in a messy or problematic way. Used to suggest an appalling lack of spatial awareness. The word is typically used by highly educated and well-trained theatre directors in contemporary musical theatre productions staged in Shellharbour to signal when cast are engaged in perpetrating an unspeakable visual assault upon the sense of an audience by sticking too closely to one another, rather than spreading out to fill a stage, space or set.

The first use of the word was observed in the ancient writings of theatrical mystic Nora Honeyharn in her 12th century text, "Ten Fundamentals in the Rules of Blocking". It became common usage during amateur theatre productions of Les Miserables in which whole choruses are routinely found to engage in merciless clump age, usually while "marching" backwards and forwards and holding flags.

Clumpage is widely considered the root of all theatrical evil.

"Spread out and stop that clumpage."

Clumpage by Nora Honeyharn November 10, 2013

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this is a rude way if calling someone’s name. Many ppl use it but it is often a code word or it could be used just to annoy the person

O look there’s calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

Stop being like a calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag Hughes

Calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes by Ciaraeeeeeeeeee April 25, 2019

clumping 

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.

"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"

clumping by NiMo March 1, 2005

clumping 

1. To have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume.
2. A group of men, dressed up as clowns, arriving in a small car and running a train on one woman.

1. After a night of drinking, he would often end up clumping Ms. Sherman while eating a fried fish.
2. Yo, let's go clump that bitch.

clumping by American, African December 17, 2007

Caluming 

To eat 10 donuts or more

"Yeah I'm totally gonna start caluming everyday"

Caluming by Random5soslover September 15, 2016