calm your farm

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

Fred- OMFG I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE..
George- calm your farm!

calm your farm by Hektic<3 February 21, 2009

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calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015

calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls

calm your farm by goofcakes May 24, 2024

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calm your farm, eat a sandwich

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

calm your farm, eat a sandwich by the J to the o May 14, 2011

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i'll calm your farm

a retort to "calm your farm"

to propose engaging in misc activities...

fred "i'll calm your farm."
rosie "i'd love you to ;)"

i'll calm your farm by cool dude1 November 6, 2011

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Calm Your Fucking Farm

A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.

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When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.

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When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.

- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!

- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!

Calm Your Fucking Farm by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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