call of the wild 

When someone has drunk a lot in an evening, orders that one drink too far, takes a sip, places it on the bar and walks out without any goodbyes or acknowledgement to anyone.

Person 1: Where's Steve?
Person 2: I don't know, maybe he left. He was pretty far gone.
Person 1: Probably answered the Call of the Wild.

call of the wild by Bruhaha November 20, 2011

CALL OF THE WILD 

The urge to have sex.

This chick I'm trying to date has been teasing me for a month. I'm starting to feel the call of the wild.

CALL OF THE WILD by mynameisb October 3, 2009

call of the wild 

The urge one sometimes experiences to masterbate. Some people when they have to use the bathroom say they need to answer the call of nature, so when one gets an "urge", they can say they need to answer the call of the wild.

I gotta answer the call of the wild

call of the wild by Maxx69 January 11, 2009

call of the wild 

When all of sudden, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a shit

You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?

You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.

call of the wild by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004