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californified 

One who has lived or spent sufficient time in The Golden State to have been indoctrinated, conditioned, accustomed, habituated, etc., to the mind set, idiosyncrasies, peculiarities, moral attributes or lack thereof, etc., of that region's ethics, cultures, standards, etc.
After he had come home from 2 years of trying to make a name for himself in Hollywood, all of his family and friends could tell he had been californified beyond any hope of restoration to his previous wholesome, caring, selfless self.
californified by MomBackEast December 30, 2007
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Californification 

Danny has gone through Californification because he is from Austraila.
Californification by Light Rex January 13, 2009

Califortified

"Cali-fawr-tuh-fahyd"

Verb and/or Adjective

Used to describe someone or something that is strengthened by their geographic origin or location, California.

Someone from California that is tough as nails

Something from California that is unbreakable

To make strong or increase strength of
The rock is Califortified (hard and strong from California)

The fabric, handmade in California, is nearly bullet proof, it's Califortified.

She was attacked by a great white shark off the coast of California and lived, she's Califortified.

A bear or mountain lion is no match for someone that is Califortifed

They moved from a suburban area to a tough region in California and are now Califortified.
Califortified by Faux Sheez September 26, 2011

Californiated 

When someone has been fully absorbed into the California lifestyle — often unintentionally.
Side effects include: saying “no worries,” drinking $9 matcha, pretending 65°F is freezing, and having at least one tote bag with a produce pun on it.
May also include: beach pic dumps, permanent sunglasses, and referring to anxiety as “just energy shifts.”
Example sentence:
“Emily went to LA for a week and came back Californiated. She’s blonde now and calls traffic ‘part of the journey.’”
“He used to be a fast-walking New Yorker. Now he’s barefoot in Malibu journaling. Fully Californiated.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026