A state in which illegal immigrants run free and screw American citizens over by taking their jobs. You can also find vegans, PETA, democrats, and drug addicts. Sure the landscape can be beautiful (unless you live in the desert) but the people sure aren't.
by Don'tGiveACare October 27, 2019
California tax collectors can suck my dick
by Lilfam April 4, 2019
by Satire Zeby April 25, 2019
A good place to visit but not live.
guy 1: wanna move to California?
guy 2: ehh its just like southeast Texas but more expensive and more laws...
guy 2: ehh its just like southeast Texas but more expensive and more laws...
by BumbleBay April 17, 2022
A place where everything is great as long as someone doesnts light it on an apocalyptic fire by a small mistake
by the funny one March 31, 2019
California is such an anal flowstate; people there live on diarrhea drinks. “We have a high pressure front coming from the west.”
by Hardly Q January 4, 2021
One of the rich people's paradises! The only state that has more Targets than Walmarts. California's geography is extremely diverse. Northern California is mostly forests, farmlands, and mountains. Southern California is mostly cities, valley, mesa, deserts, and beach towns. The Bay Area is mostly cities, robots, and wine.
by Eastermister February 24, 2016