calentard

someone who has an inordinate amount of trouble scheduling, accepting and attending meetings (especially through Outlook)

"Sorry I'm such a calentard -- I swear that meeting fell off of my calendar. Again. Can you forward it to me?"

calentard by kdubs94304 October 7, 2009

calendread 

calendar + dread = the dread you feel when having to sync up on calendars with a friend(s) about a get-together . . . you want to see them but combing through your calendars for a mutually agreeable date feels like an overwhelming task.

I really want to see Liz, but figuring out her new work schedule's nights off is giving me calendread.

calendread by BecBecSF May 14, 2023

calentura 

When your horny as fuck

Calmate wey porque se te va a subir la calentura.

calentura by Cohen Britney February 26, 2017

calendared

When making plans, to confirm that you have set the time and date, and entered it into your itinerary - you say it's been "calendared."

Meet at 7pm on Sunday? No problem, calendared.

calendared by pokzen August 18, 2013

Coventure 

Going on an adventure during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Me and Dylan were tired of being stuck in the house, so we decided to go on a coventure.

Coventure by AKB747 December 16, 2020

calente 

The original guy that speaks humble . His name is very unique to the North American culture . He's tall , handsome , and sweet . He dresses like a fashion designer who sold out in a fashion show! But honestly dressing different than most men !

Hey , that's the cutest boy named Calente.
Girlll that Calente can dress!!

calente by meekyy March 14, 2017

Callture 

Meaning Cock and Ball Torture is used as a cry for help, or a last ditch curse before death.

OW! YOU WHORE WHY DID YOU GIVE ME CALLTURE I WAS ABOUT TO NUT BITCH AS HOE IM FINNA SMACK A BITCH ON GOD YO BITCH AS FINNA BE FIVE FEET UNDER NIGGA!!!! (does hat flick and takes of all fifteen condoms and leg weights)

Callture by PewDiePieIsNotTheFather January 27, 2021