Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Wayne Calandriello by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014

Cylindrical Pouring Device 

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

Cylindrical Pouring Device by LD December 15, 2004

Calendine 

The head of an organization, group, or team

Jim was the Calendine and was therefore master of the office watercooler.

Calendine by Shadowpresident April 25, 2005

calendrome 

Like a palindrome, a calendrome is a date that appears the same whether read backward or forward, i.e., 1.12.11.

1.12.11 is a rare example of a calendrome.

calendrome by Cutters79 January 21, 2010

calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave

You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.

calendrically challenged by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010

Cendric 

Somethig you use to persuade or threaten somebody to do somethig
Or could be used torwards your best friends in a joking manner.

I'm going to beat the cendric out of you!

Cendric by themidnightwriter2 March 30, 2011

calendarize 

To add a scheduled event to a planning calendar, so that it may serve as a future reminder.

A friend invited me a to a party he is holding in a few weeks. I calendarized it so that I would not forget.

calendarize by Genghis Dave April 18, 2005