Calculon
The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.
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calculer / cala
French word / Mot français
"Calculer" means "to calculate" in english and "cala" is a drift from "calculer".
"To calculate (calculer/cala) someone/something" means to give attention, or to pay attention to someone or something. It's an expression used by a lot of people, mostly the youngs, it's a slang.
It's more used in the negative way, than in the positive, we will see often this, followed with a "pas (not)".
Calculer, ou cala qui est une dérive, est une expression souvent utilisée par les jeunes, qui signifie le fait de donner de l'attention à quelqu'un ou à quelque chose, d'en avoir quelque chose à faire, il est souvent utilisé au négatif, donc suivit d'un "pas".
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"Calculer" means "to calculate" in english and "cala" is a drift from "calculer".
"To calculate (calculer/cala) someone/something" means to give attention, or to pay attention to someone or something. It's an expression used by a lot of people, mostly the youngs, it's a slang.
It's more used in the negative way, than in the positive, we will see often this, followed with a "pas (not)".
Calculer, ou cala qui est une dérive, est une expression souvent utilisée par les jeunes, qui signifie le fait de donner de l'attention à quelqu'un ou à quelque chose, d'en avoir quelque chose à faire, il est souvent utilisé au négatif, donc suivit d'un "pas".
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calculer / cala
"Il m'a pas calculé" = he didn't give attention to me
"Il m'a pas cala" = he didn't give attention to me
"Je les cala pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Je les calcule pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Il m'a pas calculé" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Il m'a pas cala" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Je les cala pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Je les calcule pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Il m'a pas calculé" = he didn't give attention to me
"Il m'a pas cala" = he didn't give attention to me
"Je les cala pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Je les calcule pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Il m'a pas calculé" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Il m'a pas cala" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Je les cala pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Je les calcule pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
calculer / cala by FrenchBoyWhoKnows January 7, 2019
Calculocracy
A form of government in which a computer or calculator controls the economy and laws to fit the most logical and scientifical options in the eyes of what ideology it was programmed to function for.
The calculocracy form government where set values for societal standards judge to chose a fair candidate is far superior to old the old bureaucracy of democracy.
Calculocracy by ItzRedge June 22, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026