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1.
somebody who is not liked for some reason used by Stingray from neighbours
you are a spiggin caketaker boyd
by spigiin caketaker October 10, 2005
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2.
A person who deliberately causes the breakup in someone's relationship so they can have a go at the other person's partner. Usually they do it to a a close friend which makes them even worse.
I lost my girlfriend to my cake taker so called friend, Rob.
by Boyd M May 18, 2005
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3.
The biggest bitch you've ever known. A girl who is so over the top, out of control terrible to you that she takes the cake.
Dude 1: Hey remember that Kelsey girl from that party last night? What a bitch.
Dude 2: Yeah dude she was a total cake taker.

Person 1: Wow. I've met some bitches in my day but you are totally the cake taker.
by silentBuilder981 March 15, 2010
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4.
1. someone who takes cakes

2. someone who is instrumental in the removal of cakes
1. he is taking cakes, therefore he is a caketaker

2. oh shit stop that fucking caketaker he is removing my cakes
by adam h March 01, 2005
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5.
A supremely ugly person.
Whoa! She's a cake taker! I've seen some ugly women in my time but she takes the cake!
by derty_sanchez August 11, 2010
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6.
Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.
You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.
by shazam723 March 23, 2010
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