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Cake on a stick 

Used to replace a noun that you can't quiet think of, or when you want to confuse someone with a load of nonsense.
Well done, you are correct! You win a Cake on a stick!
Cake on a stick by TheDufster March 15, 2005

cake on a plate 

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.
Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.
cake on a plate by Random Dude January 14, 2005

cake on head 

Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.
Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"

Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."
cake on head by keeks August 26, 2005

Cake On Top Of The Candle 

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

cake on the phone 

To flirt with someone online. Being sweet on someone
About to put these kids to sleep so I can “cake on the phonewith you 😂
cake on the phone by ClapCheeks October 1, 2022

Get yo cake on

Am I bothering you? Ok, just get yo cake on.