A person or persons, who likes to put their finger up their own ass, while jacking off a horse or another large animal. while this is happeneing another person, who is normally a relation to the first, repeatedly lights a cigarette and stubs it out on the first persons ballsack.
last night ted and graham had one massive caik, then smoked a doobie
by David Manshoal November 17, 2007
Can you define these popular missing words?
Definitely not a horse fucker.
"Hey, I heard Ryan Gosling is a total caik!"
by Definitely Not Caik April 10, 2016