(noun) Chomo Attracted Hunting Knife.

The only acceptable response for those who recognize, validate, or identify as Minor Attracted Persons, or MAPs.

Chomo Attracted Hunting Knives or, CAHK is an umbrella term that includes all chomo attracted hunting knives rather than just knives in general. The list includes, but is not limited to the following:

Skinner: (Typically has a wide, short blade. The edge is strong and has little to no flexibility or spring. Useful in removing the hides of its targets.)

Guthook: (Blade in which the spine has a sharpened semi-circle ground into it. Often used by hunters for field dressing, the "hook" in the spine is placed in a small cut in the the underside of the target and pulled like a zipper. Its purpose is to split the skin of the target in gutting operations of field dressing by hooking over the skin, and being pulled along to sever it. The small hook opens the abdomen of the target without slicing into the muscle, possibly affecting the quality of the meat.)

Shank/Shiv: (An improvised cutting or stabbing implement. A shank, or shiv starts its life as anything ranging from a glass shard with fabric tightly wrapped around one end, to a razor blade stuck in the end of a toothbrush. Often lovingly fashioned and enthusiastically applied by members of the cell block to the chest and neck areas of inmates who fall into the category of "Minor Attracted Persons".)
There are those who align themselves with the values of Minor Attracted Persons, or MAPs.

And then there are those who in their infinite wisdom, have only one response:

the CAHK, or the Chomo Attracted Hunting Knife.
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