coffinpost 

A on online post about someone's sexual intrusive thoughts. These posts are usually long and contain detailed sentences of explicit, often taboo, sexual material. Coffinposts are often posted on Tumblr but can be posted anywhere.

Girl: I keep seeing coffinposts on the nsfw tags on tumblr.
Guy: Yeah, they're pretty gross aren't they?

coffinpost by arc777 December 25, 2021

Caffeinopathy 

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.

Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.

Caffeinopathy by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018

Coffinhopen 

When a person has sex with another individual who has a fatal disease, and then has sex with another fatally diseased individual.

"Denise stop killing my friends with your shady coffinhopen around town!"

Coffinhopen by Donna Johnson September 11, 2018

caffinobic 

the fear of no more coffee

Mom can you get more coffee because I'm caffinobic.

caffinobic by DaughterOfApollo22 February 27, 2023