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Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.
I was walking into the mall and I caf'ed infront of everyone...

Man did you hear her caf?

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...
by BigDaddyErn January 06, 2011