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A small beach town on the central coast of the United States five miles north of Morro Bay. There is absolutely nothing to do but visit Arians. On a rare occurrence ninjas have been known to finoodle around town and then disappear into the darkness. Corporate America isn't present in Cayucos due to the ninjas. Pirates have never occupied Cayucos do to the surf ninjas that maim them.
"I heard that ninjas wiped out half the population of Cayucos the other day."

"So like,what, 50 people died?"

"O SHIT THERES A NINJ-......."

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Racist slang for a Caucasian person.
Those Caucos are ruining this country.
Cauco by kieranbutler August 28, 2013
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Brazilian slang for a man who always fucks things up. Usually these ''cabaços'' are people without the common sense that normal people probably have in which leads them to do crap all the times.

P.S.: This definition for this word is used a lot in São Paulo, but we have other meanings such as a virgin male and other meanings throughout the country.
Cara, você é muito cabaço, hein!? A mina acabou de te cumprimentar e tu deixou ela no vácuo.

Man, you're such a tosser, eh!? The lassie's just greeted you and you left her hanging.
Cabaço by Reklep September 12, 2010

Cabuchinafe 

It means when your fart feels hot
"Ahh bruh I just had a cabuchinafe fart"
Cabuchinafe by dongjulio May 1, 2021

Cabulous 

Like Fabulous. Except relating to The Cab, which is a very amazing band. :)
OMG Alex looked soooo cabulous at the concert!!!
Cabulous by borednshittt March 18, 2009

caucoflauge 

The act of using a white person to act as a form of camouflage to hide illegal activities from police.
Yo I ain't selling shit unless you bring some quality caucoflauge.
caucoflauge by thedoorman80 June 20, 2017

cauconics 

the process of talking like a white nigga
Hello Wilford I am Fred would you like to have intense sexual relations with me? (cauconics)

Why of course Wilford I will please you buttocks with my penis!
cauconics by Flabber the bunny October 15, 2007