Craig Cabrera 

While laying in a bed, get in a position so that a man and a woman have drunken sex on top of you without you being able to get out from underneath. To relieve the fact you are getting "sexed" on, tell a nearby friend to give you the nearest Captain Morgan bottle so you can get drunk enough to not remember this event taking place.

"Last night when i was at Tony's house, Tim and Meagan Craig Cabrera'ed me. It was righteous!"

Craig Cabrera by Tim Moore May 30, 2008

Cabrera

Going to work intoxicated or hungover. Term coined after Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera blew a .26 BAC the night before a game during the 2009 pennant race.

I know it's a work night but i'm still going to pull a Cabrera.

Cabrera by basementcuts October 7, 2009

Edward Cabrera 

Baseball player in the Marlins organization most famously for his mlb the show card

I hate facing Edward Cabrera in MLB the show with his outlier sinker

Edward Cabrera by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD July 16, 2021

miguel cabrera 

Best baseball player alive and won the triple crown in 2012 which was the first time a position player won the triple crown since 1967 and Miggy is fun to watch and he’s funny

Miguel Cabrera is the greatest baseball player of all time

miguel cabrera by DaddyAlan;) September 27, 2021

Ryan Cabrera 

22 year old acoutic rock/pop artist who has been working at fame since his young teen years. Contrary to what many believe, he released an album around age 17 called Elm St, thus disproving the theory that he only gained fame because of his appearances on the Ashlee Simpson show. His lyrics are often deeper than most think, although you'd have to be a pretty big fan to care. He also enjoys imitating Napoleon Dynamite and just having a fun time on stage...He never fails to make the audience both laugh and "aww" out loud at his concerts.

For those less familiar, he's the hispanic looking(he's actually half Colombian) singer with the big spikey hair. You may have heard his singles "Take It All Away," "True," and "40 Kinds of Sadness" on the radio.

Ryan Cabrera is hard not to love with his to-die-for looks, amazing personality, outlook on life, and unique musical talent and style.

Ryan Cabrera by xDawnx July 30, 2008

Melky Cabrera 

When you are fucking a girl from behind, either in the ass or pussy, and you are about to cum you pull out and shoot it between her butt cheeks. You then grab said cheeks and push them together and apart really fast.

Dude, can I sleep on yer couch? I gave my wife a Melky Cabrera.

Melky Cabrera by Buster Heighman November 15, 2007

Cabrera

A cabrera is a vile creature. It has a hostile and aggressive demeanor towards most people, but can act docile if your lucky. A cabrera can easily be recognized by its double chin, long lucious hair and its

signature surprised face.

A cabrera is know to speak out loud frequently, as well as insulting his peers when he finds their lack of knowledge disturbing.

Cabrera is known for carefully picking out his targets, which he will terrorize with such tings as; box in the belly, calling them retarded and his classic slap in the back, followed up by his catchphrase: Eyy bitch

Although some people call him annoying he is really a nice guy deep inside, he just doesn’t show it.

Hey who is the loud guy who just called me retard?

Yeah that’s gotta be Cabrera alright…

Cabrera by Maggen Kartin November 22, 2021