An arcade cabinet that is possessed by a once living human who placed his organs into the machine, creating a monster who drives kids to madness. As well as a song by Lemon Demon.
P1: "Hey, have you heard of Cabinet Man?"
P2: "The song? Yeah, it's good."
P1: "No, I mean the arcade machine driving kids to madness."
by it's (not) lemon demon! February 6, 2021
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Neil Cicirega disorder is when your toes are constantly bleeding onto your sneakers and other people's sneakers.
"I can see my blood on your sneakers! I'm sorry, I have Cabinet Man Disorder."
by Bubbajoe57 June 11, 2022
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