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Cabbache is a unique immortal entity that can be described as a wild and evolved cyber cabbage. Cabbache lurks slowly but strategically across the internet and can be encountered both in the (.onion) deep web and the clear web. It runs several simple websites and possesses multiple digital identities. Cabbache is best known for its rare ability to produce malicious code that secretly infiltrates various computer networks to passively gather information and observe preoccupied inattentive individuals while remaining unnoticed. Cabbache may also sometimes be mischievous and enjoys watching humans after making them mad at their infiltrated computer.
e.g:
Person 1: "Why can't I connect to the internet?"
Person 2: "Maybe you typed the wifi password incorrectly?"
Person 3: "or perhaps Cabbache is present?"

e.g:
Person 1: "Where did all my documents go?"
Person 2: "Do you have a backup?"
Person 1: "Yes, but it disappeared too!"
Person 2: "Cabbache is probably messing with you."
Cabbache by Cabbache April 5, 2019
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Cabbasläs 

The first Saturday in November. A holiday to have bonfires and eat cabbage based dishes with your friends.
I can't wait until Cabbasläs, haven't seen the fam in a minute!
Cabbasläs by M1zeri March 30, 2022
1. What's a Lit ass party to kick off the spring semester? Issa Capbash

2. Pretty much an epic ass event that you would be dumb as hell to miss.

3. the biggest Capricorn party in north Florida for 4 years straight.

4. If you talk bad about capbash, ya girl/man probably left you for a Capricorn.
When god made parties, capbash was his favorite one.
Every bad female will be at capbash

I found my wife at capbash, had to start the new year with a new chick.
CAPBASH by WE LIT AF December 26, 2016