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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d 

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.

The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
Red Dwarf - Polymorph. "I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.", Rimmer.
C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S. by Absolut Russia November 20, 2006

r.i.c.o.s 

police any form of law enforcement agency
the r.i.c.o.s just waiting to build a case
r.i.c.o.s by gunningrich June 6, 2022

S h n o i c e 

S h n o i c e is a word to describe something amazing, stunning and incredible. Many would use this word to describe an object, a piece of work or a photo.
Wow that story is S h n o i c e

P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S 

an Acronym to remember who's really speaking for you.

Preaching
Opinions
Lacking
Intelligence &
Tact
In

Controversial
Shit
Dude 1: Hey man , I can't decide which politician to vote for!
Dude 2: Do your research and use the acronym P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S
*a few hours later*
Dude 1: Bro You're totally right!
P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S by riddlecker January 16, 2018

M.I.S.I.C.H.N.O.

M.I.S.I.C.H.N.O. - "Money Is Something I Currently Have None Of"
An acronym for all of our broke asses to use on the daily. Deriving from Wu-Tang and Method Mans infamous term C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me), it is relatively opposite. While C.R.E.A.M. relates to the domination of money in our society and the wealthiness of others and maybe oneself, M.I.S.I.C.H.N.O. is a term describing how badly oneself is deprived of the much needed currency they need to survive, making life more difficult than it already is.
Jesus Christ - "Yo, Do you have any money I can borrow? I need to pay my life insurance payment by tomorrow."

Colonel Sanders - "Nah, M.I.S.I.C.H.N.O. brotha! My bad."

Jesus Christ - "God damn it!"