C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk) 

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)

Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!

C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk) by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a 

the quadratic equation congrats for knowing it

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Crootin' 

Slang:Recruiting. Crootin'- The process of gathering loyal subjects in regards to your needs.

We need to be crootin' some of them there mexicans to help with my roof.

Crootin' by niggaphish April 12, 2011

Croots

Croots are boots made by Crocs. The combination of crocs and boots = croots

Man just when you thought she would ditch the crocs for the winter she got a pair of croots!

Croots by JohnnyHancock March 5, 2023

croot 

When you think you are merely going to toot, but you crap.

Ah man, I crooted!

croot by we_are_the_walrus October 7, 2008

crooties 

the annoying bread crumbs you get when you try to get a cruton with a fork and you break it up on accident

i was happily eating my salad at olive garden when i stabbed at a cruton and it made crooties. dammit!

crooties by tisay1123 April 18, 2008

croot 

Chicken Ranch Out Of Town
where all great acronyms are created

hey joe, lets go to the croot and make some acronyms

croot by me April 2, 2005