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A sex act in which you jizz in the girls mouth and when you are done you take the computer guitar hero guitar and bash over the head with it
Fred: "shit yo i just ctanked her last night"
Bob: "that bitch had it comen"

Fred: "bob you are such a ctank"
Bob: "fuck you"
ctank by Fred segott January 25, 2008
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Simple minded, unable to type simple words like you, and lucky.

Queen of banal converstaion, and unable to ever say anything that will even ellicit a chuckle or smile from anyone who reads something that this moron has typed.
"That girl really is a ctanis... she gives me a headache just thinking about her."
ctanis by Ball Buster January 2, 2004
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Act of pouring lemon juice all over the body while takeing a dump an screaming, Im a bologna's asshole.
This is a religious event mainly preformed by people who are named Ctank and/or Knownasconnor
Tim: wana go ctank tomorrow?
Bob: Nah, im not a Munkey.
ctank by WaldoJr January 30, 2008
Mike Larry Nation is the coolest man alive. CTAN Nation for life. The CTAN Soldiers always kill on command
CTAN Is the richest NIGGA alive
CTAN by Jr2dia November 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026