Bernied 

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Bernie Bummer 

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

Bernie Bummer by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

reverse bernie sanders 

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.

Man, I'd reverse Bernie Sanders her so hard.

reverse bernie sanders by AcceptThisName March 12, 2017

Going Bernie

To become so drunk you're practically dead.

You are Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's".

He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh, He's Gone Bernie!

Have you met my old mate Bern?

Going Bernie by JC3 October 17, 2012

Bernies 

The Class A Designer Drug Ecstasy
Derived from Bernie Ecclestone, president and CEO of Formula One
Ecstasy > Eccies > Ecclestones > Bernies

"You on the Bernies tonight?"

"Is Bernie coming out the night?"

Bernies by henrytheeighth December 15, 2013

Going Bernie

To become so intoxicated your friends have to carry you around à la "Weekend at Bernie's".

He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh... He's Gone Bernie!

Going Bernie by JC3 October 17, 2012

Burnieskidlavich 

He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.

Burnieskidlavich is a real Simon at heart.

Burnieskidlavich by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019