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Personality: Bit of a Chav but their hearts are in the right place.

Relationships: Stuck in the 90's these Kappa hoody wearing specimens are 100% committed to their...... XBox!

Male prowess: Slightly imasculated by their small manhood & underwear choice they make up for this by wearing the tallest collared Fred Perry Polo shirt possible!
"Ahh no he's had a byrney boxers moment there"
by Grade A June 23, 2014