to just barely finish or complete a task
Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.
by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013
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1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.
No hair off my balls.
by Nick McD September 24, 2010
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