buttscuff sandwich

Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.

The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005