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An excerpt from the Scruf Handbook: Page 33, paragraph 4.

A slab of metal placed over the butt region to protect you from unwanted gaybee attacks. When the faggy attacker attempts to shove his fag stick in your butthole a loud "gong" sound can be heard as his dick crumbles against the steel. And now that fag is gonna get beatdown.
<gong!!!> "ohhh, your fuckin' dead now! My buttplate saved my browneye from gettin' gayified. YDB."
by Reggie and Ramone August 16, 2006

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