POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!
In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.
When your feces is so watered-down that excreting it is similar to urinating out your anus. Generally the result of food poisoning, stomach flu, or using way too muchlube for anal.
"After eating the nasty Vietnamese food, she was buttpeeing for days."
A sand which comprised of chips between two slices of bread. Usually purchased from a fish and chip shop. Served with a variety of sauses (tomato, brown, mayonnasie etc)
Yeah mate i will have a can of coke and a chip buttie please. Oh and put some brown sauce on it.