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Buttugly Beautiful 

A slut's version of a compliment.
when you call someone buttugly beautiful & then say it to me right after, how am i supose to actuallly feel like i am?

Buttmugged

Accosted by a stranger and then anally raped.
He was coming home from the party when two people jumped out of the bushes and buttmugged him.
Buttmugged by wankpanda March 30, 2009

buttnuke 

a fart that is so loud and strong that you shit yourself, and then it runs down your leg...
AAAAAAA! fuck! that hurt! I seem to have shit myself... Damn buttnuke
buttnuke by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2016

Buttnigger 

No no, doesn't mean you have shit all over your ass. Just an insult, that I THOUGHT I made up, but it looks like its already here! >:O
Fat Girl: If I eat your sandwhich, will you get angry at me?
Starving Man: Uh, why you ask?
Fat Girl: I WAS HUNGRY!
Starving Man: FUCKING BUTTNIGGER!
Buttnigger by lolzmariam January 10, 2008

masturbatorial buttnugget 

One who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their ass to the point where they either drop a buttnugget in their pants or on the floor
Keith: Oh man! You smell that?
John: Yeah, you need to go the bathroom!
Keith: No, I'm good for now. (keith farts again). Wow! That one felt good!
John: Dude! Go to the bathroom!
Keith: I think I'm done. (keith farts one more time). Oh wow! That one felt great!
John: Keith..one more time - go to the bathroom!
Keith: Oh man.. I just shit my drawers
John: You're such a masturbatorial buttnugget.
Keith: I'm going to the bathroom now.

buttnugget 

Small piece of fecal matter left lodged in anal opening when defacation does not exit in a generally whole piece. Usually requires tissue to dislodge or waiting of gravity to dislodge itself.
John has to wipe his ass several times because when he shitted, he was left with a buttnugget
buttnugget by Anonymous November 13, 2002