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buttmuppet 

(N) An undesirable person: (N)a puppet on the ass of somebody and it flops around as they fart
Let's play Buttmuppet!
buttmuppet by Slappy-Tack March 11, 2005

buttmullet

having copious amounts of hair located around the ass-region in form of a mullet.
Dude, that buttmullet has to go...no need to start a wildlife preservation down there.
buttmullet by pwiddy September 10, 2009

Butt Muppet

Some one being lead around while being anally fisted.
My boss is trying to make a butt muppet out of me
Butt Muppet by wilc December 21, 2008

buttpuppet 

Someone who is a complete fucking moron.
My X James is a total buttpuppet.
buttpuppet by Bambi September 12, 2004

Buttrumpet 

A person or person's ass predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the anal regions. Usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
See also 'magical buttrumpet'.
'Man, I got mad buttrumpet today, must be the beans'
'You've allways got buttrumpet stinkhead!'
Buttrumpet by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008

buttuppity 

Attitude or person that imitates, cultivates, or slavishly admires social superiors and is condescending or overbearing to others.
It's a nice neighborhood, but way too buttuppity for me.

That new guy in sales needs to curb his buttuppity ways.
buttuppity by MsHBB April 13, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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