Buttonfest

That one day a year we all get together to give thanks for Rants, Constant Disappearances and Button Vision. It's a holy time, filled with Lager, Jagerbombs and Samuel Bucca

UK Holiday that follows Xmas and Boxing Days

James: What are you doing this weekend?
DW: Heading down to Greenwich for Buttonfest, I'm gunna get soooo f*cked up!

Buttonfest by Calis13 December 27, 2010

Buttness

Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.

"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"

"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"

"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"

Buttness by Mango#5 September 14, 2009

buttcheese 

Buttcheese is the poop that is so creamy that when you wipe your butt it speads like hot butter.

The skid marks in my shorts was due to buttcheese.

buttcheese by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

Buttknee 

The anatomical marvel when a human being has his or her knees located in his or her butt.

The baseball team sat down when they were told to take a knee; they must have buttknees.

Buttknee by Walker Ward August 6, 2012

scrolla buttones 

Scroll Buttons

strong bad uses scrooooooolla buttones to surf the web.

scrolla buttones by Teh Whore September 9, 2003

Buttiness 

A severe disease that plagues many a person, causing them to stick their butts into situations in which they are not welcome. It has several side effects including but not limited to: big cheese behavior, denial, nubbiness, aggravation, bloatedness, and occasionally causes dislocation of head, when on an all calculator or stinky cheese diet.

1. Platey had buttiness but refused to believe in the disease's existence.
2. Raytea decided to use "slang" words since he thought he was a big enchilada.

Buttiness by saberscars May 25, 2011

Buttiness 

Adjective used to describe how a person or object is like a butt.

I can't stand that telephone operator's buttiness.

Buttiness by Helga Kay June 27, 2007