buttergnome 

a roommate that doesn't bathe, has no respect for himself, and would rather be encrusted in his own filth than stop playing video games or doing drugs

That roommate is such a slimy crustybuttergnome , he'd rather play mine craft than bathe or socialize.

buttergnome by DRx GonZo October 8, 2016

buttergolem 

1. A facsimile of a real person constructed out of butter.

2. A person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.

Joshua "The DragonGuyver" Beane is a prototypical buttergolem.

buttergolem by Kajillion August 3, 2006