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Butterbuns 

An ass like butter. Soft to the touch, yet firm. The kind of ass you just want to lick. No matter how your doctor advises against it.
What do want for dinner, honey? No honey, I want your specialty. Butterbuns. Zip!
Butterbuns by Band1t February 25, 2009

Buttercuck 

A man who is scared his wife is sweaty so he refuses to have sex with her. Forcing her to have sex with other people who will gladly fuck her silly.
Chris is kind of a buttercuck so I was forced to rail his wife with my two buddies.
Buttercuck by Whazzuu June 28, 2019

Jersey Butterfinger 

a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.
Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”

Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”

Guy 1: "word"

butterfingers

a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things
It was you who dropped it, butterfingers.
butterfingers by Light Joker May 29, 2005

Butterflake 

A Butterflake is a person who believes in the past when there was security in jobs that often included a paid retirement.

They understand that historically change has happened in the work place but they cannot accept that current events would effect them and they have no fallback plan. They are unable to adapt to the current, volatile business environment. The concept of starting over is terrifying to a Butterflake and they do not evolve or think about diversifying themselves in any way.

Most of them are leveraged to the hilt. When they loose their job they cry about it and blame technology, the current president, China, immigrants, etc.

As the name Butterflake suggests, they are fragile. They typically are scared, weak and unprepared for a future they cannot adapt to. Butterflakes try to prove themselves by being extremely outspoken when expressing their point of view.
Butterflakes Politically: They lean right wishing to return society to a time they consider great. A time of good ol boys, cheap fuel, and racial segregation.

Butterflake Identifiers: They are easily duped into conspiracy theory. They often horde guns and stockpiles of ammo. They put exhaust systems on their vehicles that make them louder. The concept of exercise and health isn’t something they concern themselves with.
Automation has completely changed our work place... Couldn't he see the layoffs coming? He really needs to suck it up, stop crying and dig in. This new world is a rough and tumble place. Adapt or die! What a butterflake!
Butterflake by Clavito January 24, 2021

butterfinger 

Ex-UFC ring presenter, Logan Stanton, while perfect in every single way, has an unusually shaped pinky. That doesn't make her any less perfect. It just adds flavour and exoticism to her amazing personality!

Everything butterfinger!
Logan Stanton is a perfect butterfinger! She's a dime with a pinky!
butterfinger by fungiSD May 15, 2020