when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.
Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.
by diseased quail June 14, 2011
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when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.
Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.
by diseased quail June 14, 2011
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The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.
"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."
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An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.
Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."
by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020
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When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter July 12, 2013
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