by Charmingdavid February 28, 2016
Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
by Clay-train December 6, 2019
Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
by Clay-train December 6, 2019
To place butter in your rectum and wait for it to melt. Then proceed to put the melted butter onto bread and spread evenly with your cheeks.
by Shanemane September 14, 2021